A Woman of Your Stature

"Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
Hobson (John Gielgud), Arthur

Thought and Glibness

"It takes a lot of thought to appear glib."
Jason Carmichael (Dudley Moore), Romantic Comedy

No Time to Save a Marriage

"I'd do anything to save my marriage but I just haven't got the time."
Frank Luther Broderick (Henry Fonda), Sex and the Single Girl

She Tried to Sit in my Lap

"She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up."
Philip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart), The Big Sleep

Forgiveness and Revenge

"Forgive your enemies, but first get even."
Nick Condon (James Cagney), Blood on the Sun

An Unmemorable Man

"It's OK, I wouldn't remember me either."
Lester Burnham (Kevin Spacey), American Beauty (Widescreen Edition)

A Mutual Breakup

"It was mutual. They agreed to part ways -- when he dumped her."
Mrs. Kornfeldt (Catherine O'Hara), Killers

Gun Control

"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
Tommy Nowak (Clint Eastwood), Pink Cadillac

More to Life than Beauty

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller),  Zoolander (Special Collector's Edition)

Reason to Join a Club

"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Duck Soup [Chico Marx and Zeppo Marx]

The Act of Love

"People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love."
Annette Hargrove (Reese Whitherspoon), Cruel Intentions

Right and Wrong

"Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights will make a left."
Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Caddyshack

An Honorable Proposal

 
"This is an honorable proposal of marriage, made at what I consider a most opportune  moment. I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands."
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable), Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Edition)

The Luck of Love

"No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck."
Robin Simon (Judy Davis), Celebrity

Frank and Ernest

"I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank and in Chicago, I'm Ernest."
Mitch Henessey (Samuel L. Jackson), The Long Kiss Goodnight

You Bewitch Me

"You have bewitched me, body and soul,and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
Mr. Darcy (Matthew Macfadyen), Pride & Prejudice

True Love

"Maybe true love is a decision -- you know, a decision to take a chance with somebody, to give to somebody without worrying whether they'll give anything back or if they're going to hurt you, or if they really are the one. Maybe love isn't something that happens to you. Maybe it's something you have to choose."
Emily Jackson-Jacks (Brittany Murphy), Love and Other Disasters

Not as Smart

"Don't worry. I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am."

Olive (Emma Stone), Easy A

People Who Depend on Me

"I've got a job, a secretary, a mother, two ex-wives and several bartenders that depend upon me."
Roger Thornhill (Cary Grant), North by Northwest (50th Anniversary Edition Blu-ray Book)

The Answers to All Life's Riddles

"All of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
Davis (Steve Martin), Grand Canyon