An Actor's Tools

"Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or a construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion."
Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), Tropic Thunder

More to Life than Beauty

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller),  Zoolander (Special Collector's Edition)

Waste of Life

"Life is wasted on people."
Roger Greenberg (Ben Stiller), Greenberg

In Need of a Soundtrack

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music."
The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey), The Cable Guy

Show Off

"God was showing off when he made you. "
Jacob (Ben Stiller), Keeping the Faith

Method Acting

"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary."
Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr), Tropic Thunder