Two Types of Tragedies

"There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."
Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage), Lord of War (Widescreen)

Anything to Find You

"I have crossed oceans of time to find you."
Dracula (Gary Oldman), Bram Stoker's Dracula

Mate for Life

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen), Manhattan

Man's Best Friend

"A dog doesn't care if you're rich or poor, educated or illiterate, clever or dull. Give him your heart and he will give you his."
John Grogan (Owen Wilson), Marley and Me (Single-Disc Edition)

Love and Taxis

"When two people love each other, they come together --Wham!--  like two taxis on Broadway."
Stella (Thelma Ritter), Rear Window (Collector's Edition)

Gun Control

"I have strong feelings about gun control. If there’s a gun around, I want to be controlling it."
Tommy Nowak (Clint Eastwood), Pink Cadillac

Doing is Being

"If you never do anything, you never become anyone."
Jenny (Carey Mulligan), An Education

Leaving the Rat Race

"I think the rat race is gonna have to survive with one less rat."
J.C. Wiatt, Baby Boom

Overhearing

"I couldn't help overhearing because I was intentionally eavesdropping."
Nan Mulhanney (Julie Kavner), I'll Do Anything

So-Called Progress

"Here come the local pubescent proles. The future plumbers, shop assistants, and doubtless the odd terrorist too. In the old days, we confiscated cigarettes and wank mags. Now it's knives and crack cocaine. And they call it progress."
Barbara Covett (Judi Dench), Notes on a Scandal

Forever Darkness

"Once you've looked into the darkness I think you carry it with you for the rest of your life."
Father Moore (Tom Wilkinson), The Exorcism of Emily Rose - Unrated (Special Edition)

A Real Crime

"You steal someone's heart, that's really a crime."
Amira Simic (Juliette Binoche), Breaking and Entering

Prime Suffering

 "High school: those are your prime suffering years. You don't get better suffering than that."
Frank (Steve Carell), Little Miss Sunshine

Angels and Demons

"Kill off all my demons, Roy, and my angels might die too."
Jessie (Emily Mortimer),  Transsiberian

Marriage and the Single Life

"Marriage hath in it less of beauty but more of safety, than the single life; it hath more care, but less danger, it is more merry, and more sad; it is fuller of sorrows, and fuller of joys; it lies under more burdens, but it is supported by all the strengths of love and charity, and those burdens are delightful."

Ben Holmes (Ben Affleck), quoting Bishop Jeremy Taylor, Forces of Nature

The Reason People Don't Like You

"You're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole."
Erica Albright (Rooney Mara), The Social Network

An Awful Lot of People

"I already know an awful lot of people and until one of them dies I couldn't possibly meet anyone else."
Regina Lampert (Audrey Hepburn), Charade

The Price for the Castle

"If you want to get to the castle, you've got to swim the moat."
Richard from Texas (Richard Jenkins), Eat Pray Love

Italian Sense

"I don't have to make sense! I'm Italian!"
Lisa Helena Fellini (Gina Lollobrigida), Come September

God's Help

"I don't want God's forgiveness. I want his fucking help."
Sal Procida (Ethan Hawke), Brooklyn's Finest