Two Types of Tragedies

"There are two types of tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it."
Yuri Orlov (Nicolas Cage), Lord of War (Widescreen)

Guns Against Pimples

"You're in no position to disagree with me, boy. I got a loaded .45 here, you got pimples."
Lieutenant Colonel Frank Slade (Al Pacino), Scent of a Woman

Life is Pain

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

Facts about God

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."
Father Cavanaugh (Robert Prosky), Rudy (Special Edition)

The First Rule

"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club

Money First

"In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women."
Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface

Make my Day

"Go ahead. Make my day."
Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Sudden Impact

To Right a Wrong

"What's that old phrase about 'two wrongs a right do not make'? That's nonsense. Sometimes,to make something right, you have to do something just as wrong."
Mr.Hobbs (Michael Caine), Flawless

A Moment in a Lifetime

"You only get a couple of moments that determine your life. Sometimes only one. And then it's gone. Forever."
Jack Burden (Jude Law), All the King's Men (Special Edition)

New Year's Resolutions

"Resolutions, huh? I always make mine on December29th. That way I only have 48 hours to feel bummed about not keeping them."
Buddy Endrow (Stuart Townsend), Chaos Theory

The People We Always Hoped We Would be

"It's Christmas Eve! It's the one night of the year when we all act a little nicer, we... we... smile a little easier, we... we... we cheer a little more. For a couple of hours out of the whole year, we are the people that we always hoped we would be!"
Frank Cross (Bill Murray), Scrooged

People Who Need People

"People who need people are the luckiest people in the world."
Fanny Brice (Barbra Streisand), Funny Girl

A Reasonable Proposal

"I have loved you since the moment I clapped eyes on you. What could be more reasonable than to marry you?"
Laurie (Christian Bale), Little Women (Collector's Series)

72 Percent

"There are literally thousands of other men that I should be with instead, but I'm 72 percent sure that I love you."
Veronica Corningstone (Christina Applegate), Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)

Love and Run

"He who loves and runs away lives to love another day."
Flannagan (Gary Cooper), Love in the Afternoon

Life is a Moment

"Life is a moment, spread your wings and fly!"
Toni (Dianne Wiest), Passengers

A Woman of Your Stature

"Thank you for a memorable afternoon. Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
Hobson (John Gielgud), Arthur

The Power of Laughter

“A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have.”
Roger Rabbit (Charles Fleischer), Who Framed Roger Rabbit (Vista Series)

Decide to Try

"You don't really know how much you can do until you stand up and decide to try."
Dave Kovic (Kevin Kline), Dave

An Actor's Tools

"Being an actor's no different than being a rugby player or a construction worker, save for the fact that my tools are the mechanisms that trigger human emotion."
Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), Tropic Thunder