Life is Pain

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

Prepare to Die

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

Life Lessons

"If life has taught me anything, it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong."
Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson), The Bucket List

A Special Order

"I'll have what she's having."
Older Woman Customer (Estelle Reiner), When Harry Met Sally... (Collector's Edition)

The Man You're Supposed to Marry

"All I'm saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don't get him first, somebody else will, and you'll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband."
Marie (Carrie Fisher), When Harry Met Sally... (Collector's Edition)

Jack Kevorkian

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"Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance."
Rachel (Rita Wilson), The Story of Us

Thirst for Leadership

'People want leadership, Mr. President, and in the absence of genuine leadership, they'll listen to anyone who steps up to the microphone. They want leadership. They're so thirsty for it they'll crawl through the desert toward a mirage, and when they discover there's no water, they'll drink the sand."
Lewis Rotschild (Michael J Fox), The American President

As Soon as Possible

"It's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”

Harry Burns (Billy Crystal), When Harry Met Sally... (Collector's Edition)

The Truth

"You can't handle the truth!"
Col. Nathan R. Jessep, A Few Good Men