The Environment and I

"I don't want to be a product of my environment, I want my environment to be a product of me."
Frank Costello (Jack Nicholson), The Departed (Widescreen Edition)

God's Mistakes

"You don't think God makes mistakes? Of course He does. We all make mistakes. Of course, when we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes, they call it nature. So what do you think? Women -- a mistake or did He do that to us on purpose?"
Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson), The Witches of Eastwick

Life Lessons

"If life has taught me anything, it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong."
Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson), The Bucket List

Selling Crazy

"Sell crazy someplace else.We're all stocked up here."
Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson), As Good As It Gets

The Truth

"You can't handle the truth!"
Col. Nathan R. Jessep, A Few Good Men