A Reason to Love Rain

"I love the rain -- it washes memories off the sidewalk of life."
Allan (Woody Allen), Play it Again, Sam

Mate for Life

"I think people should mate for life, like pigeons or Catholics."
Isaac Davis (Woody Allen), Manhattan

The Luck of Love

"No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck."
Robin Simon (Judy Davis), Celebrity

Unfulfilled Love

"Only unfulfilled love can be romantic."
Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), Vicky Cristina Barcelona

Worse than Dog-Eat-Dog

"Show business is dog-eat-dog. It's worse than dog-eat-dog. It's dog-doesn't-return-other-dog's-phone-calls. Which reminds me, I should check my answering service."
Clifford Stern (Woody Allen), Crimes and Misdemeanors

Sex with a Loved One

"Don't know masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), Annie Hall

Mr. (Almost) Perfect

“I just met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional but you can't have everything.”
Cecilia (Mia Farrow), The Purple Rose of Cairo

Life Passing Before my Eyes

"All my life is passing in front of my eyes. The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car."
Larry Lipton (Woody Allen), Manhattan Murder Mystery

The Upside of Death

"The key is to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses."
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen), Love and Death