In Need of a Soundtrack

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music."
The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey), The Cable Guy

No Such Thing as Destiny

"There's no such thing as destiny. There are only different choices. Some choices are easy, some aren't. Those are the really important ones, the ones that define us as people."
Walter Sparrow (Jim Carrey), The Number 23 (Unrated Infinifilm Edition)

The Fragility of Life

"Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat."
Lloyd Christmas (Jim Carey), Dumb and Dumber

Five Minutes

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Full Flp)

Behind Every Great Man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), Bruce Almighty (Widescreen Edition)