Be the Miracle

"Parting a soup is not a miracle, Bruce. It's a magic trick. A single mom who's working two jobs, and still finds time to take her kid to soccer practice, that's a miracle. A teenager who says no to drugs and yes to an education, that's a miracle. People want me to do everything for them. What they don't realize is they have the power. You want to see a miracle, son? Be the miracle."
God (Morgan Freeman), Bruce Almighty (Widescreen Edition)

Five Minutes

"If I'm not back in five minutes... just wait longer."
Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey), Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (Full Flp)

Behind Every Great Man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), Bruce Almighty (Widescreen Edition)

God's Logic

"Let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe you should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day, maybe you should have spent that day on compassion."
Patch Adams (Robin Williams), Patch Adams - Collector's Edition