Never Tell Tales About a Woman

"Never tell tales about a woman. She'll hear you no matter how far away she is."
Doug Coughlin (Bryan Brown), Cocktail

A Man Who Loves Women

"I like women so much that I can't understand why they are not all lesbians."
Otis (William Fichtner), The Amateurs

Behind Every Great Man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), Bruce Almighty (Widescreen Edition)