A Mutual Breakup

"It was mutual. They agreed to part ways -- when he dumped her."
Mrs. Kornfeldt (Catherine O'Hara), Killers

A Breakup is Like a Death

"A relationship ending is like a death just two people know about. A whole life gets lost, everything we did together. All the places we traveled, the fights, the small moments of tenderness."
Louise (Meg Ryan), Serious Moonlight (Widescreen)

Breakup Clichés

"I'm not gonna say, you know, there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm not going to say if you love her, let her go. And I'm not going to bombard you with clichés. But what I will say is this: It's not the end of the world."
Ed (Nick Frost), Shaun of the Dead

The Upside of a Bad Break Up

"It feels like someone kicked you in the stomach, feels like your heart stopped beating, feels like that dream you know the one when you are falling and you want so desperately to wake up before you hit the ground but its all out of your control, you cant trust anything anymore, no one is who they say they are, your life is changed forever, and the only thing to come out of the whole ugly experience is no one will be able to break your heart like that again."
Catherine Frazier (Candice Bergen), The Women

How to Get Over a Break Up

"Plenty of guys have broken up with me. You just beat them up and move on."
Sam Fuller (Regina King), Miss Congeniality 2 - Armed and Fabulous (Widescreen Edition)