Reason to Join a Club

"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Duck Soup [Chico Marx and Zeppo Marx]

Shall We Not Dance?

"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Duck Soup [Chico Marx and Zeppo Marx]

An Animal Mystery

"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don't know."
Capt. Spaulding (Groucho Marx), Animal Crackers [Groucho Marx and Harpo Marx]