She Tried to Sit in my Lap

"She tried to sit in my lap while I was standing up."
Philip Marlowe (Humphrey Bogart), The Big Sleep

Hard to Get

"I'm hard to get, Steve. All you have to do is ask me."
Slim (Lauren Bacall), To Have and Have Not (Keepcase)

Unusual Taste in Men

"I love him because he's the kind of guy who gets drunk on a glass of buttermilk, and I love the way he blushes right up over his ears. I love him because he doesn't know how to kiss, the jerk!"
Sugarpuss O'Shea (Barbara Stanwyck), Ball of Fire

Not a Quiet Moment

"Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but -- well, there haven't been any quiet moments."
Dr. David Huxley (Cary Grant),  Bringing Up Baby (Two-Disc Special Edition)

When Love Goes Wrong

"When love goes wrong, nothing goes right. This one thing, I know."
Dorothy Shaw (Jane Russell),  Gentlemen Prefer Blondes