Were You Always This Stupid?

"Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?"
Charly Baltimore (Geena Davis), The Long Kiss Goodnight

Frank and Ernest

"I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank and in Chicago, I'm Ernest."
Mitch Henessey (Samuel L. Jackson), The Long Kiss Goodnight

It's All Real

"This is a real badge, I'm a real cop, and this is a real fucking gun!"
Sergeant Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson), Lethal Weapon

A Double Act

"I'm Chaos, and he's Mayhem. We're a double act."
Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson), Lethal Weapon 3