Right and Wrong

"Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights will make a left."
Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Caddyshack

No Fee is Too Big

"Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, no job is too big, no fee is too big!"
Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters

No Way to Go Through Life

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Dean Vernon Wormer (John Vernon), National Lampoon's Animal House (Widescreen Double Secret Probation Edition)

Willing to Learn

"We're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn."
Russell Ziskey (Harold Ramis), Stripes