The Truth Hurts

"The truth hurts, doesn't it, Hapsburg? Oh, sure, maybe not as much as landing on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts."
Det. Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen), The Naked Gun 2 1/2 - The Smell of Fear

A Lesson in Pain

"We're meant to lose the people we love. How else would we know how important they are to us?"
Mrs. Maple (Edith Ivey), The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (Single-Disc Edition)

Uninteresting Families

"There are families who live out their entire lives without a single thing of interest happening to them. I've always envied those families."
Tom Wingo (Nick Nolte), The Prince of Tides

Presidential Order

"Get off my plane!"
James Marshall (Harrison Ford), Air Force One

Behind Every Great Man

"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
Bruce Nolan (Jim Carrey), Bruce Almighty (Widescreen Edition)

What Thanksgiving is All About

"Nobody  means what they say on Thanksgiving, Mom. You know that. That's what the day's supposed to be all about, right? Torture."
Claudia (Holly Hunter), Home for the Holidays

Mysterious Equation

"I've made the most important discovery of my life. It's only in the mysterious equation of love that any logical reasons can be found. I'm only here tonight because of you. You are the only reason I am. You are all my reasons."
John Nash (Russell Crowe), A Beautiful Mind

Survival Rate

"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
Narrator (Edward Norton), Fight Club

Not in Kansas

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."
Dorothy Gale (Judy Garland), The Wizard of Oz (70th Anniversary Two-Disc Special Edition)

A Big Deal

 "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal."
Ron Burgundy (Will Ferrell), Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy (Unrated Widescreen Edition)

Better than Eternity

"I would rather have had one breath of her hair, one kiss of her mouth, one touch of her hand, than eternity without it. One."
Seth (Nicolas Cage), City of Angels (Snap Case)

A Defining Moment

"When a defining moment comes along, you define the moment or the moment defines you."
Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy (Kevin Costner), Tin Cup

A Sense of the Unknowable

"We give into love because it gives us some sense of what is unknowable. Nothing else matters. Not at the end."
Stephen Fleming (Jeremy Irons), Damage

The Intelligence and Stupidity of Man

"Man is the only animal clever enough to build the Empire State Building, and stupid enough to jump off it."
Robert L. Talbot (Rock Hudson), Come September

Unconditional Acceptance

"Money: it don't care whether I'm good or not. It don't care whether I snore or not. It don't care which God I pray to. There are only three things in this world with that kind of unconditional acceptance: dogs, doughnuts, and money. Only money is better. You know why? Because it don't make you fat and it don't poop all over the living room floor."
Lawrence Garfield (Danny DeVito), Other People's Money

Love to Give

"I really do have love to give. I just don't know where to put it."
Donnie Smith (William H Macy), Magnolia

A Fake Somebody

"I always thought it'd be better to be a fake somebody than a real nobody."
Tom Ripley (Matt Damon), The Talented Mr. Ripley

I Want to Spend my Life with You

"I want us to live together. I want us to get married. I want us to have kids and watch them grow up. I want us to put our teeth in the same glass at night. I want us to be buried in a family plot with the same headstone."
Phil Potter (Burt Reynolds), Starting Over

Love is Patient

"Love is patient, love is kind, love means slowly losing your mind."
Kevin (James Marsden), 27 Dresses (Widescreen Edition)

No-Name Slob

"I'm like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other. "
Holly Golightly (Audrey Hepburn), Breakfast at Tiffany's

A "Little" Mad

"We all go a little mad sometimes."
Norman Bates (Anthony Perkins), Psycho (Collector's Edition)

Happiness is Overrated

"Being happy isn't all that great. I mean, the last time I was really happy, I got so fat."
Ann Bishop Mullany (Andie MacDowell), Sex, Lies, and Videotape

Pilot Wanted

"There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?"
Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty), Airplane!

The Price of an Affair

"I decided that we shouldn't see each other any more. I wasn't even going to come here, but I thought at least I owed you an explanation, so I came. But when you walked through the door, I knew that I couldn't go through with it. That no matter what the price, I was willing to pay it."
Doris (Ellen Burstyn), Same Time, Next Year

Ghost with the Most

"I'm a ghost with the most, babe."
Betelgeuse (Michael Keaton), Beetlejuice (20th Anniversary Deluxe Edition)