The Next 30 Years

"I love you. And I think we should get married. And I think we should spend the next thirty years of our life together. I want you to have my children, and I want you to have your children. That sounds like an awful lot of children, but... I love you. I need you. Let's just married, OK? Harriet, be my wife."
Stuart Mackenzie (Mike Myers), So I Married an Axe Murderer 

Marriage as Punishment

"Marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries."
Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers), Wayne's World

A Master Debater

"You may be a cunning linguist, but I am a master debater."
Austin Powers (Mike Myers), Austin Powers in Goldmember