"A man can live a good life, be honorable, give to charity, but in the end, the number of people who come to his funeral is generally dependent on the weather."
Albert Burnside (Alan Alda), Nothing But the Truth
"Gareth used to prefer funerals to weddings. He said it was easier to get enthusiastic about a ceremony one had an outside chance of eventually being involved in."
Matthew (John Hannah), Four Weddings and a Funeral