"How can you trust a man who wears both a belt and suspenders? The man can't even trust his own pants."
Frank (Henry Fonda), Once Upon a Time in the West
"Even if a husband lives 200 hundred fucking years, he'll never discover his wife's true nature. I may be able to understand the secrets of the universe, but... I'll never understand the truth about you. Never."
Paul (Marlon Brando), Last Tango in Paris