Anti-Valentine

"My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates!"
Kara Monahan, Valentine's Day

Rejected by Technologies

"I had this guy leave me a voicemail at work, so I called him at home, and then he emailed me to my BlackBerry, and so I texted to his cell, and now you just have to go around checking all these different portals just to get rejected by seven different technologies."
Mary (Drew Barrymore), He's Just Not That Into You

The Shock of Love

"Love is the only shocking act left on the planet."
Reed Bennett (Ashton Kutcher), Valentine's Day