Reason to Join a Club

"I got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."
Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Duck Soup [Chico Marx and Zeppo Marx]

Dumb and Dangerous

"With your IQ, you're unarmed and still very dangerous."
Lt. Raymond Tango (Sylvester Stallone), Tango and Cash (Snap Case)

An Important Choice

“Choose between yesterday and tomorrow.”
Dodge Blake (Paul Newman), Message in a Bottle (Keepcase)