Worrying is Like a Rocking Chair

 "Worrying is like a rocking chair.  It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds), National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Unrated Two-Disc Edition)

Green-Card Marriage

"Imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I'd like to date you."
Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds),  The Proposal (Single Disc Widescreen)

The Reasons I Want to Marry You

"I wanna marry you because you're the first person I wanna look at when I wake up in the morning, and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight. Because the first time that I saw these hands, I couldn't imagine not being able to hold them. But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you, getting married is the only thing left to do. So, will you, um, marry me?"
Will Hayes (Ryan Reynolds), Definitely, Maybe (Widescreen)