I Want to Grow Old with You

"I want to make you smile
Whenever you're sad
Carry you around
When your arthritis is bad
All I want to do
Is grow old with you."
Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler), The Wedding Singer - Totally Awesome Edition

Related to Cheating

"Flirting is the second cousin of cheating."
Dave Buznik (Adam Sandler), Anger Management (Widescreen Edition)