Life is Pain

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

Facts about God

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."
Father Cavanaugh (Robert Prosky), Rudy (Special Edition)

The First Rule

"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club."
Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt), Fight Club