Life is Pain

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something."
Westley (Cary Elwes), The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

Facts about God

"Son, in 35 years of religious study, I have only come up with two hard incontrovertible facts: there is a God, and I'm not Him."
Father Cavanaugh (Robert Prosky), Rudy (Special Edition)