Life is Like a Movie

"Life is like a movie. Only you can't pick your genre."
Billy (Skeet Ulrich), Scream (Dimension Collector's Series)

Right and Wrong

"Two wrongs don't make a right but three rights will make a left."
Ty Webb (Chevy Chase), Caddyshack

The Man Who Gets Along with Women

"The man who best gets along with women is the man who can get along with them."
Barney Ross (Sylvester Stallone), The Expendables

An Honorable Proposal

 
"This is an honorable proposal of marriage, made at what I consider a most opportune  moment. I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands."
Rhett Butler (Clark Gable), Gone with the Wind (Two-Disc 70th Anniversary Edition)

A Bad Meal

“Marriage is like a dull meal with the dessert at the beginning.”
Jose Ferrer (Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec), Moulin Rouge

The Cure

"You're the disease -- and I'm the cure."
Marion 'Cobra' Cobretti (Sylvester Stallone), Cobra

Your Life is an Occasion

"Your life is an occasion. Rise to it."
Edward Magorium (Dustin Hoffman), Mr. Magorium's Wonder Emporium (Widescreen Edition)

Honor and Sex

"There is no honor where there's sex."
(Jean Simmons), The Grass Is Greener

Were You Always This Stupid?

"Were you always this stupid, or did you take lessons?"
Charly Baltimore (Geena Davis), The Long Kiss Goodnight

Prepare to Die

"Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin), The Princess Bride (20th Anniversary Edition)

Overhearing

"I couldn't help overhearing because I was intentionally eavesdropping."
Nan Mulhanney (Julie Kavner), I'll Do Anything

So-Called Progress

"Here come the local pubescent proles. The future plumbers, shop assistants, and doubtless the odd terrorist too. In the old days, we confiscated cigarettes and wank mags. Now it's knives and crack cocaine. And they call it progress."
Barbara Covett (Judi Dench), Notes on a Scandal

Nothing to Prove

"In this life, you don't have to prove nothing to nobody but yourself."
(Charles Dutton), Rudy (Special Edition)

Do I Feel Lucky?

"You could ask yourself a question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"
Harry Callahan (Clint Eastwood), Dirty Harry

A Harsh Business

"This business, this town, it chews you up, then spits you out."
Bela Lugosi (Martin Landau), Ed Wood (Special Edition)

Anti-Valentine

"My closest relationship is with my Blackberry, Thank God it vibrates!"
Kara Monahan, Valentine's Day

Could Have Been a Contender

"I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am."

(Marlon Brando), On the Waterfront (Special Edition)

Forever Darkness

"Once you've looked into the darkness I think you carry it with you for the rest of your life."
Father Moore (Tom Wilkinson), The Exorcism of Emily Rose - Unrated (Special Edition)

All out of Bubblegum

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."
George Nada (Roddy Piper), They Live

Technology and Humanity

"It has become appallingly clear that our technology has surpassed our humanity."
Donald Ripley (Jeff Goldblum), quoting Albert Einstein, Powder

Answered Prayers

"More tears are shed over answered prayers than unanswered ones."
Truman Capote (Philip Seymour Hoffman), Capote

Love Needs Help

"Love needs all the help it can get."
Dolly Levi (Barbra Streisand), Hello, Dolly! Widescreen Edition

Qualities and Defects

"We like people for their qualities but we love them for their defects."
John Myers (Rupert Evans), Hellboy

The Elephant in the Room

"Mediocrity is where most people live. Mediocrity is the elephant in the room."
Jack Abramoff (Kevin Spacey), Casino Jack and the United States of Money

What You See in Me

 "You see something in me you really like: you see you."
Cheryl Anne Wayne (Sela Ward), Nothing in Common