Frank and Ernest

"I'm always frank and earnest with women. In New York, I'm Frank and in Chicago, I'm Ernest."
Mitch Henessey (Samuel L. Jackson), The Long Kiss Goodnight

Winning and Losing

"I worry because worrying about losing keeps you winning."
Nelson Moss (Keanu Reeves), Sweet November

The Problem with the Truth

"The truth is not mathematical as I once believed. It's absurd, confused, random, disorderly and deeply unpleasant."
Martin (Elijah Wood), Oxford Murders

I Want to Grow Old with You

"I want to make you smile
Whenever you're sad
Carry you around
When your arthritis is bad
All I want to do
Is grow old with you."
Robbie Hart (Adam Sandler), The Wedding Singer - Totally Awesome Edition

You Should Have Told Me

"Why didn't you tell me I was in love with you?"
Don Hewes (Fred Astaire), Easter Parade (Two Disc Special Edition)

We Are Miracles

"We're all miracles. Know why? Because as humans, every day we go about our business, and all that time we know... we all know... that the things we love... the people we love, at any time now can all be taken away. We live knowing that and we keep going anyway. Animals don't do that."
May McGorvey (Phyllis Somerville),  Little Children

A Hidden Wish

"Love is a wish you hide in your heart that no one else knows."
Terry (Billy Bob Thornton), Bandits

Chicken Options

"You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chicken shit or chicken salad."
Vincent Kozinski (Lloyd Bridges), Cousins

A Dry Martini

"You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini."
Larmadou Graves (Charles Butterworth), Every Day's a Holiday [VHS]

Great Question

"What if what i think is great really is great but it's not as great as something greater?"
Steve Edison (Matthew McConaughhey), The Wedding Planner

A Special Talent

"I lie better than you tell the truth."
Derrick Webb (James Marsden), Gossip

You Bewitch Me

"You have bewitched me, body and soul,and I love, I love, I love you. I never wish to be parted from you from this day on."
Mr. Darcy (Matthew Macfadyen), Pride & Prejudice

True Love

"Maybe true love is a decision -- you know, a decision to take a chance with somebody, to give to somebody without worrying whether they'll give anything back or if they're going to hurt you, or if they really are the one. Maybe love isn't something that happens to you. Maybe it's something you have to choose."
Emily Jackson-Jacks (Brittany Murphy), Love and Other Disasters

Belief in God

"I believe in God. I just don't believe that He exists."
Bobbie Landers (Teri Garr), Oh, God!

Kinds of Love

"Love you get over in two months, big love you get over in two years, and great love... well,great love changes your life."
Angelica (Kathryn Hahn), Win A Date With Tad Hamilton! (Widescreen Edition)

The Downside of Sex

"You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em."
Danny McGavin (Sean Penn), Colors

Love is a Bridge

"Love is a bridge built between two people."
Hal Weidmann (Christopher Walken), America's Sweethearts

Celebrating Life

"What, in life, does not deserve celebrating?"
Adrian Veidt (Matthew Goode), Watchmen: The Ultimate Cut

Damaged People

 "Damaged people are dangerous. They know they can survive."
Anna Barton (Juliette Binoche), Damage

God's Love

"God loves you just the way you are. But He loves you too much to let you stay that way."
Ashley (Amy Adams), Junebug

The Penalty for Sex

"Sex is the game! Marriage is the penalty. Round and round we jog towards each futile anniversary. Pass "Go". Collect 200 rows, 200 silences, 200 scars in the deep places."
Andrew Wyke (Laurence Olivier), Sleuth [VHS]

Men as a Group

"Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they're rather stupid."
Mrs. Banks (Glynis Johns), Mary Poppins (45th Anniversary Special Edition)

Happily Married... and in Love

"I really think I've fallen in love with you. And you want to know what kind of luck I have? I'm happily married!"
George Peters (Alan Alda), Same Time, Next Year

Not as Smart

"Don't worry. I'm not nearly as smart as I think I am."

Olive (Emma Stone), Easy A

An Unexpected Meeting

“I thought we would meet only in death.”

Latika (Freida Pinto), Slumdog Millionaire