Kiss and Tell

"Years from now when you talk about this - and you will - be kind."
Laura Reynolds (Deborah Kerr), Tea and Sympathy [VHS]

Marriage Agreement

“A marriage is not a timeless agreement -- it is one day.  And each day, it begins anew.”
Marcel (Jean Reno), Couples Retreat

The Nature of Cars

"I get around as nature intended: in a car."
Kate (Meg Ryan), French Kiss

Eye for an Eye

"You humans, most of you, subscribe to this policy of an eye for an eye, a life for a life, which is known throughout the universe for its... stupidity."
Prot (Kevin Spacey), K-Pax (Collector's Edition)

Shall We Not Dance?

"I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx), Duck Soup [Chico Marx and Zeppo Marx]

Holding Someone

"I hope someday somebody wants to hold you for twenty minutes straight and that's all they do.  They don't pull away, they don't look away, they don't try to kiss you.  All they do is wrap you up in their arms and hold on tight without an ounce of selfishness to it."
Jenna Hunterson (Kerri Russell), Waitress (Widescreen Edition)

Dancing about Architecture

"Talking about love is like dancing about architecture."
Joan (Angelina Jolie), Playing By Heart

The Luckiest Man

"Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth."
Lou Gehrig (Gary Cooper), The Pride of the Yankees

Business Advice

"Always do business as if the person you're doing business with is trying to screw you, because he probably is. And if he's not, you can be pleasantly surprised."
Jimmy Dell (Steve Martin), The Spanish Prisoner

What America Needs

"America needs someone who's bigger than their speeches."
Bud Johnson (Kevin Costner), Swing Vote

The Luxury of Insanity

"You gotta be rich to be insane, Hol. Losing your mind is not a luxury for the middle class."
Sharon (Gina Gershon), P.S. I Love You

A Small Word

"That word big is so small."
Becky (Juliette Lewis), What's Eating Gilbert Grape

No Way to Go Through Life

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
Dean Vernon Wormer (John Vernon), National Lampoon's Animal House (Widescreen Double Secret Probation Edition)

The Qualities of Love

"I know that love is unconditional. But I also know that it can be unpredictable, unexpected, uncontrollable, unbearable and strangely easy to mistake for loathing."Yvaine (Claire Danes), Stardust (Widescreen Edition)

Big Fish, Small Pond

"You were a big fish in a small pond, but this here is the ocean and your drownin'. Take my advice, go back to Puddleville; you'll be happy there."
Amos Calloway (Danny DeVito), Big Fish

Female Logic

"Do women think it feminine to be so illogical or can't they help it?"
Peter Joshua (Cary Grant), Charade

As Cool as It Gets

"My motherfucker is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him."
Pinky (Ricky Jay), Heist

Love Moves the World

"The world moves for love. It kneels before it in awe."
Edward Walker (William Hurt), The Village (Widescreen Vista Series)

The Sun

"For me the sun rises and sets with her, man."
Chris Shiherlis (Val Kilmer), Heat

Love is All Around

"When the planes hit the Twin Towers, as far as I know, none of the phone calls from the people on board were messages of hate or revenge -- they were all messages of love. If you look for it, I've got a sneaking suspicion... love actually is all around."
The Prime Minister (Hugh Grant), Love Actually (Widescreen Edition)

Death

"When you grow up, your heart dies. "
Allison Reynolds (Ally Sheedy), The Breakfast Club (High School Reunion Collection)

A Special Order

"I'll have what she's having."
Older Woman Customer (Estelle Reiner), When Harry Met Sally... (Collector's Edition)

Sex with a Loved One

"Don't know masturbation. It's sex with someone I love."
Alvy Singer (Woody Allen), Annie Hall

Houston...

"Houston, we have a problem."
Jim Lovell (Tom Hanks), Apollo 13 (Widescreen Collector's Edition)

Not Too Smart

"You aren't too smart, are you? I like that in a man."
Matty Walker (Kathleen Turner), Body Heat (Deluxe Edition)