A Crazy Poem

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic... and so am I!"
Bob Wiley (Bill Murray), What About Bob?

How to Catch the Uncatchable

"Sometimes, the only way to catch an uncatchable woman is to offer her a wedding ring."
Senior Ed Bloom (Albert Finney), Big Fish

Love is Madness

"When you fall in love, it is a temporary madness. It erupts like an earthquake, and then it subsides. And when it subsides, you have to make a decision. You have to work out whether your roots are become so entwined together that it is inconceivable that you should ever part."
Iannis (John Hurt), Captain Corelli's Mandolin

Not Much of a Sacrifice

"Some of you may die, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make."
Lord Farquaad (John Lithgow), Shrek (Full Screen Single Disc Edition)

My Balls and My Word

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break them for no one."
Tony Montana (Al Pacino), Scarface

Real or Not...

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."
Mr. White (Harvey Keitel), Reservoir Dogs (15th Anniversary)

Phone Home

"E.T. Phone home."
E.T. (voice of Pat Welsh), E.T. - The Extra-Terrestrial (Widescreen Edition)

Work and Life

"People here are funny. They work so hard at living they forget how to live."
Longfellow Deeds (Gary Cooper), Mr. Deeds Goes to Town (Remastered)

Accompanied Loneliness

"Living with somebody you love can be lonelier than living entirely alone, if the one you love doesn't love you."
Maggie Pollitt (Elizabeth Taylor), Cat on a Hot Tin Roof (Deluxe Edition)

I Don't Speak Starbucks

"Venti is twenty. Large is large. In fact, tall is large and grande is Spanish for large. Venti is the only one that doesn't mean large. It's also the only one that's Italian. Congratulations, you're stupid in three languages."
Danny (Paul Rudd), Role Models

Shame and Pain

"Shame is like the pain: you only feel it once."
Marquise Isabelle de Merteuil (Glenn Close), Dangerous Liaisons

One Day

"One day can change your life. One day can ruin your life. All life is is three or four big days that change everything."
Beverly D'Onofrio (Drew Barrymore), Riding in Cars with Boys (Special Edition)

Death and Life

"How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life."
Admiral James T. Kirk (William Shatner), Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan - The Director's Cut (Two-Disc Special Collector's Edition)

The Need to Fall in Love

"We all have to fall in love from time to time... To feed our daughters, and our mothers. And sisters."
Countess Sofia Belinsky (Natasha Richardson), The White Countess

Fasten Your Seatbelts

"Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night."
Margo Channing (Bette Davis), All About Eve

Dentist's Advice

"Only floss the teeth that you want to keep."
Bertram Pincus (Ricky Gervais), Ghost Town

Who We Are

"We are what we protect, what we stand up for."
Sophie Neveu (Audrey Tautou), The Da Vinci Code (Widescreen Two-Disc Special Edition)

Jack Kevorkian

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"Marriage is the Jack Kevorkian of romance."
Rachel (Rita Wilson), The Story of Us

Diamonds are Forever

"I always say a kiss on the hand might feel very good, but a diamond tiara lasts forever."
Lorelei Lee (Marilyn Monroe), Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Shiva

"I am Shiva the destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening."
Kym (Anne Hathaway), Rachel Getting Married

Home after Divorce

"I came here to take my son home. And I realized he already is home."
Joanna Kramer (Meryl Streep), Kramer vs. Kramer

Method Acting

"Man, I don't drop character 'till I done the DVD commentary."
Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr), Tropic Thunder

Not a Quiet Moment

"Now it isn't that I don't like you, Susan, because, after all, in moments of quiet, I'm strangely drawn toward you, but -- well, there haven't been any quiet moments."
Dr. David Huxley (Cary Grant),  Bringing Up Baby (Two-Disc Special Edition)

Don't Worry

"Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never comes due."
George Lang (Ricky Jay), The Spanish Prisoner

A Face to Remember

"I want you to remember this face, here. Okay? This is the guy behind the guy behind the guy."
Trent (Vince Vaughn), Swingers