The Last Two Men on Earth

"The last two men on Earth, they would kill each other."
Herman Broder (Ron Silver), Enemies, A Love Story

Conquer your Fear

"Conquer your fear and you'll conquer your opponent."
Mike Terry (Chiwetel Ejiofor), Redbelt

Ownership Situation

“As soon as you get that ring around your finger, you got an ownership situation.”
Larry Flynt (Woody Harrelson), The People vs. Larry Flynt

The Answers to All Life's Riddles

"All of life's riddles are answered in the movies."
Davis (Steve Martin), Grand Canyon

A Breakup is Like a Death

"A relationship ending is like a death just two people know about. A whole life gets lost, everything we did together. All the places we traveled, the fights, the small moments of tenderness."
Louise (Meg Ryan), Serious Moonlight (Widescreen)

The Most Real Things

"Seeing is believing, but sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."
The Conductor (Tom Hanks), The Polar Express (Widescreen Edition)

No Fee is Too Big

"Twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, no job is too big, no fee is too big!"
Dr. Peter Venkman (Bill Murray), Ghostbusters

Rich and Poor is the Same

"You taught how me to be rich, right? I'll teach you how to be poor. It's really easy. It's exactly the same thing -- you just do it in fewer rooms."
(Liza Minnelli), Arthur 2 - On the Rocks

Weird is not a Crime

"Weirdness is not a criminal offense. If it were, you'd be serving a life sentence."
Miranda Jeffries (Mary Stuart Masterson), Chances Are

Unfulfilled Love

"Only unfulfilled love can be romantic."
Juan Antonio (Javier Bardem), Vicky Cristina Barcelona

The Reason They Are Named Crushes

"That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call them something else."
Jim Baker (Paul Duley), Sixteen Candles (High School Reunion Collection)

Love Has Given Me Wings

"Love has given me wings so I must fly."
William (Heath Ledger), A Knight's Tale (Special Edition)

No Ordinary Life

"You have so many extraordinary gifts; how can you expect to lead an ordinary life?"
Marmee March (Susan Sarandon), Little Women (Collector's Series)

Life Lessons

"If life has taught me anything, it's that 95 percent of the people are always wrong."
Edward Cole (Jack Nicholson), The Bucket List

Worrying is Like a Rocking Chair

 "Worrying is like a rocking chair.  It gives you something to do but it doesn't get you anywhere."
Van Wilder (Ryan Reynolds), National Lampoon's Van Wilder (Unrated Two-Disc Edition)

Life is Like a River

“Your life is like a river. If you’re aiming for a goal that isn't your destiny, you will always be swimming against the current. Young Gandhi wants to be a stock car racer? Not gonna happen. Little Anne Frank wants to be a high school teacher? Tough, Anne. That's not your destiny. But you will go on to move the hearts and minds of millions. Find out what your destiny is and the river will carry you. Sometimes events in life give an individual clues as to where their destiny lies."
Lyn Cassady (George Clooney), The Men Who Stare At Goats

The Dignity of Work

"If you've ever seen the look on somebody's face the day they finally get a job --I've had some experience with this-- they look like they could fly. And its not about the paycheck, it's about respect, it's about looking in the mirror and knowing that you've done something valuable with your day."
Dave Kovic (Kevin Kline), Dave

What Dreams Are Made of

"The stuff that dreams are made of."
Sam Spade (Humphrey Bogart), The Maltese Falcon

In Need of a Soundtrack

"You know what the trouble about real life is? There's no danger music."
The Cable Guy (Jim Carrey), The Cable Guy

The Road to Transformation

"Ruin is the road to transformation."
Elizabeth Gilbert (Julia Roberts), Eat Pray Love

A Dangerous Word

"Someday. That's a dangerous word. It's really just code for never."
Roy Miller (Tom Cruise), Knight & Day

Blood Lessons

"Lessons not learned in blood are soon forgotten."
Clyde Shelton (Gerard Butler), Law Abiding Citizen

The Most Dangerous Thing

"The most dangerous thing in the world is to be cautious. People who are always falling down are the ones who are afraid they'll trip over something."
(Walter Matthau), First Monday in October

Don't Text

"Machete don't text."
Machete Cortez (Danny Trejo), Machete

Fear of Commitment

"What is scary about commitment is that your life becomes real. It is not a plan, it is not what you had hoped for; it is real."
Eric (Patrick Wilson), Passengers