The Darkest Souls

"The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to move silently among us."
Dr. Samuel Loomis (Malcolm McDowell), Halloween (Two-Disc Special Edition)

A Proposal

"I guarantee there'll be tough times. I guarantee that at some point, one or both of us is gonna want to get out of this thing. But I also guarantee that if I don't ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for the rest of my life, because I know, in my heart, you're the only one for me. "
Ike Graham (Richard Gere), Runaway Bride (Widescreen Edition)

God's Logic

"Let's look at the logic. You create man. Man suffers enormous amounts of pain. Man dies. Maybe you should have had just a few more brainstorming sessions prior to creation. You rested on the seventh day, maybe you should have spent that day on compassion."
Patch Adams (Robin Williams), Patch Adams - Collector's Edition

The Upside of Death

"The key is to not think of death as an end, but as more of a very effective way to cut down on your expenses."
Boris Grushenko (Woody Allen), Love and Death

One Life to Live

"Life is precious, especially if you're a Christian and only allowed to have one."
Anna Leonowens (Jodie Foster), Anna and the King

Lacking Insurance

"My insurance doesn't cover PMS!"
Walter Stratford (Larry Miller), 10 Things I Hate About You

An Absentee Landlord

"God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a sadist! He's an absentee landlord!"
John Milton (Al Pacino), Devil's Advocate

A Week's Salary

"All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work."
Master Sergeant Ernst G. Bilko (Steve Martin), Sgt. Bilko

What I Want to Do With My Life

"What I really want to do with my life -- what I want to do for a living -- is I want to be with your daughter. I'm good at it."
Lloyd Dobler, Say Anything

War Room

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room."
President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove, Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (Special Edition)

Sex, Lies and Truth

"When it comes to sex, men can't help lying and women can't keep from telling the truth. I don't know which is worse."
Cathy (Kim Novak), Boys' Night Out [VHS]

Idealism Defined

"You know how I define idealism, Monsieur Delbenet? Youth's final luxury."
Dr. Royer-Collard (Michael Caine), Quills

Almost an X-Ray

"I'm just one stomach flu away from my goal weight."
Emily (Emily Blunt), The Devil Wears Prada (Widescreen Edition)

Love and Sex

"Love is the answer, isn't it? But sex raises a lot of very interesting questions."
Alfred Kinsey (Liam Neeson), Kinsey

The Problem with Buttons

"Buttons are proud and vain, not plain."
Rachel Lapp (Kelly McGillis), Witness (Special Collector's Edition)(Widescreen)

Regrets

"Regrets are a waste of time. They're the past crippling you in the present."
Katherine (Lindsay Duncan), Under the Tuscan Sun (Widescreen Edition)

Science and God

"Science only goes so far and then comes God."
Duke (James Garner), The Notebook (New Line Platinum Series)

Instant Gratification

"Instant gratification takes too long."
Suzanne Vale (Meryl Streep),  Postcards from the Edge

Middle Class

"Everyone in America thinks they're middle class. So they like to have someone to look down on."
Chet Krogl (Seth Meyers), American Dreamz

Lights, Camera and...

"Lights, camera, and anguish."
Steve Shostakovich (John Massari), The Wizard of Speed and Time [VHS]

The Best Whore

"If you're going to live in a whorehouse, there's only one thing you can do: be the best damn whore around."
Peter Fallow (Bruce Willis), Bonfire of the Vanities

You Talkin' to Me?

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
Travis Bickle (Robert De Niro), Taxi Driver (Two-Disc Collector's Edition)

So Much Beauty

"Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world I feel like I can't take it, like my heart's going to cave in."
Ricky Fitts (Wes Bentley), American Beauty (Widescreen Edition)

A Glimpse of Real Life

"You gave me my first glimpse of a real life. Then you asked me to go on with the false one. No one can endure that."
Newland Archer (Daniel Day-Lewis), The Age of Innocence

No God Complex

"You ask me if I have a God complex. Let me tell you something: I am God."
Dr. Jed Hill (Alec Baldwin), Malice

The Root of All Evil

"Anybody who tells you money is the root of all evil doesn't fucking have any."
Jim Young (Ben Affleck), Boiler Room